I watched what I thought would be a good horror movie, Sublime
wrong
wrong
wrong
Ever seen Jacob's Ladder? It was ok, but I was like 13 and didn't get it at all...
here's the thing.... take a political commentary on Bush, and combine it with Jacob's Ladder, you get Sublime.
Anyhoos, this movie sucked.... apparently the main character George Grieves... get this.... represents George Bush and the grieveances (huh?) that face him due to the modern world..... thanks to IMDB for explaining that, because, well.... I wouldn't have gotten it.... at all
about 40 minutes into the movie, it turns into a commentary on race.... one of the nurses at the hospital
wait..... ok sorry.... this guy goes into a hospital for a colonoscopy and a mistake occurs and they give him a hyperhyrdosis surgery for sweaty palms
see how that relates to Bush? neither do I
so this nurse, who is black, and named mandingo, I ain't makin this shit up, it's really in the movie, starts to blame George for being white and complaining about life
umm.... some more confusing things, and a blatant scene rip from Jacob's ladder, and we are.... wait no.... 1 hour into the damn movie
then, to make me punch myself in the face more, they begin to do that bullshit
"is this a dream or reality?" topped with flashbacks that I guessed at...
at the end he dies
he kills himself by jumping out of the window, or something...
DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE
to avoid paying attention to this movie, I would actually reply to Stuart McDowells emails.... and was excited when he wrote me back, thats how much this movie sucked. Unless you want what one person on IMDB called
"finally, an original horror film that mocks George Bush"
umm.... the only... nevermind
the movie sucked
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