two movies, both released in 2006.... although never heard anything about them until other people told me they were new and sucked...
Salvage (also knows as Gruesome) and the Butcher
Salvage.... a girl who works at a gas station at night, and goes to community college during the day
It starts when she is waiting for her boyfriend to pick her up from work, only instead of her boyfriend, it's a man named Duke
wait, she dreamed this.....
ok..... so she gets home and Duke breaks in and kills her in the basement...
wait no no, she dreamed this too
she keeps getting killed by a man named Duke, in her dreams, each time she falls asleep, she is attacked by Duke. In one conversation he tells her that the only thing that is real is what she feels.... k? In one occasion, she is able to call the police, they come and tell her that they killed Duke a week ago...after being chased all through her dreams, and having her boyfriend killed in her dreams in the process, she finally makes her way to the library... dream or reality? no fucking clue...... and she reads the news that she has been missing for over a week. Finally she and her boyfriend, who came back to life?, make it over to Duke's house, but wait, Duke comes home.... she escapes, but her boyfriend doesn't... she makes it home.... and into her basement where... she finds...
*spoiler*
it's actually Duke trapped in limbo in Hell and he has to re-live killing this girl over and over...... OH MY!!!
so she was dead, and everything that happened in the movie, actually happened in the past...... here's my thing..... wouldn't he enjoy having to re-live his final kill over and over again? isn't the kill the exciting part for killers?.... anyway, I had to read a forum at imdb to understand the movie.... which was annoying.....
2.5 out of 10
Butcher
An escalade with a bunch of college students is terrorized by a deformed man in a deuce and a half truck, they eventually make their way to a farmhouse, where they find the standard dead people, and a small girl and a wife..... that's basically it... they all die except the main girl (who at one point re-wires the house's circuit box to get power back into the house.... seriously, nothing against girls, but I don't even know how to do that, and the house was built in the 1930's.... and never changed.... so how??)
*spoiler*
the girl that they find is actually the daughter of the wife and someone who lives in town, yes the lady that married the deformed man in the truck cheated.... gross part.... they couldn't have kids, who knows why, so he would take the bodies... (but wait, in the movie they said they... I know) and burn them in a hole outside..... the second guy, the madly-in love- with other girl who gets killed guy (seriously, they are all standards for slasher movies) sacrifices himself to kill the monster and save the main girl
the main girl runs into the street, and is saved by some more college kids.... on their way to vegas by way of a small farm?.... as they are driving, they pass..... guess what guess what!!! a deuce and a half.... but whos driving???? the mutated man!!! OH NO!!!
4 out of 10.... they followed the rules and had all of the standards of a slasher, everyone got killed according to the rules.... good for them
so yeah.....
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