HEY LOOK AT THAT! WOW!
90 minutes later, what the hell did I just watch?
Ninja Assassin is about a ninja assassin who leaves his training grounds and kills political leaders, apparently against the wishes of his ninja clan? But then the kgb is onto his trail? lead by a investigative journalist, paid by the kgb? Who ends up helping the ninja assassin? The ninja assassin and the kgb/investigative journalist's journalist partner join up to escape the ninja clan and the kgb people, except the kgb people and the ninja clan start to fight, and they all avoid the ninja assassin, even though they were originally hunting them down?
Read whatever spoiler/review/whatever you call it on the movie, above is literally what happens, and it doesn't make a bit of sense. Basically, its' 90 minutes of action and arms being cut off, and ninja moves, and blood and more blood, and more arms off, and then some blood.
The plot is confusing, the music is orchestrated until the end with the standard rock credit music, the visual effects are apparently amazing on a blu-ray player and a plasma tv, however on the mac's 13inch it seems pretty par.
Buy? no. Rent? Nah. Watch if friends are watching it? Nope, get new friends.
It's not that it's a horrible movie, it just didn't make much sense, didn't say much, and was dark most of the time, so even then it didn't look that cool. meh.
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