These are the things I want that will never be.
(Mildly off-topic but that's how I like to keep it, next week will be a how to roast a duck blog)
Number 1.
A legit D&D game that you can play alone.
Here me out.... you listening? It's text based. Not choose your own LAME-venture, but like.... you send a text message for your actions. You receive texts about what you encounter. Remember back in the day when playing the assassin game in real life wasn't illegal? Like that only completely through text. Right about know you're going "oooooh, ok that might be cool". Yeah, think of it.
"Oh, I got a text, my group is being attacked, lemme roll for a save *roll* (using your smart phones dice app).... hey I saved *text*text*text, there, saved.
What would keep people from lying about their rolls? Um... its D&D. If you're playing it, you won't lie about your rolls.
Number 2.
Netflix on my phone. I have it on the lappy, on the xbox, on the ipad, my phone can support streaming media... so why.... can't.... I have... Lookit. I'm not even asking for 3g netflix, just wi-fi supportable netflix would be stellar.
Number 3ish
I want.. and I don't even know if this is a thing.... a decent RPG on my phone. Something legit and fun to play. It's almost like 1, but #1 is a hefty demand, and might not happen. Hell, make number 1 be on a console even.
and don't gimmedat "WoW is like online D&D, so is Mass Effect and KOTOR", cuz it ain't. And neither is Temple of Elemental Evil or Neverwinter Nights. I had a lvl 7 fighter who forwent all his other skills and talents to be a master at the whip, and all he did was trip people, but he could trip them directionally. (It's possible, don't start bitchin, read your 3rd ed books closely). I want a game where it's sandbox, but unlimited sandbox style. (Put all that up with #1 if you must)
Number 4.
One controller to bind them all. It would play PS2 and PS3, Xboxs, GameCube, work as a classic controller, the whole schemagilla. I don't care if it's modded or whatever. And honestly, look at the Sony controllers compared to the Xbox controllers, they're.... almost.... I mean right there.... practically... Ok ok the dpad is in a different spot. but that's something the user could get over.
Number 5
Star Wars: Battlefront 3. I know Pandemic is out of business. I know it.
(while researching if a Battlefront is possible, I came across Number 6)
Number 6
A mute button for Adam Sessler. 3 years til you're 40, old man.... since we're tossin out mute buttons, one for Aaron Kirby too, he has the job I'm supposed to have. (And no, not store manager)
G4 is to video games what Tosh.0 is to the internets and 4chan.
Number 7
A sony bluray remote that doesn't turn on the system when you look at it the wrong way. If you own one, you know what I mean, if you don't own one, be glad.
Number 8
Last one, I promise, I've wanted one of these since they stopped making Game Boy SPs. I pocketsized gaming device. Something small to fit into a coat pocket or pants pocket. The DS looks like you're stealing a bible, the psp looks like you have a flask. I want something small that isn't too small, not Game Boy Micro small (hahaha it's tiny, I get it, my pinky covered the screen), just something phone sized. Don't say go. I have a go. I'm downloading Lunar: Silver Star Harmony for it as we speak. The time it took for me to type this whole blog was how long it took to install. Just somethin small.
Screw it, I'm going to go get out my SP and FF:Tactics.
(Also, Killzone 3 beta is up... awwwsaammmmeee)
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