Oh Vinnie Jones.... You were in Snatch and Lock, Stock.... you played Juggernaut.... you played that criminal guy in Condemned.... you even played football somewhere that you call something that has nothing to do with football, football.... Wales? Anyway,
A veritable "who's who" of actors that you've seen in tons of movies, but aren't sure of their name.
I think I could name about one actor I knew in this movie, Vinnie Jones, he kinda stands out.
Wait... Tom Berenger? Do I know you? I think.... maybe?
So the movie is basically "remember those people from Smokin Aces 1? They're back, in a prequel?
An FBI analyst has a bounty on his head for a very specific time and day, so the feds lock him up in this super secure vault underneath a Chicago nightclub. The $3 million bounty has every single assassin coming out of the woodworks to kill this guy. It's almost like a "hired gun gathering" or a "mercenary meeting".... or an assassin's ball.... har har.
WAIT. Ernie Hudson!!! You were in this movie? When? Where?????? Oh my....
thats..... kinda sad.
Long and short of the movie, it makes no sense, haha.
*spoiler*
The FBI guy everyone is protecting is actually a terrorist (i think) who planted all of the information (and the entire life) about this analyst and worked in the FBI for years just to be able to kill him off, not sure why.
On top of that, the assassins that came to kill him were actually all hired by the US Govt.
The movie was just, confusing, I watched it twice, the first time to see it, the 2nd time to see if I could figure out what was going on, no chance. See here's the problem, the guy who's portraying the FBI guy is also outside of the building, I think. Like, at the end of the movie, they try to explain everything and they explain it wrong the first time, so they explain it again, and it's just more confusing.
Oh, Ernie Hudson comes in at like the last 5 minutes, that's right, bit part.
Basically, there's a reason no one remembers this movie in theaters, it didn't come out, haha. Least not around here. If you love the first movie, redbox this, don't you go buying it. Just confusing.
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